Shit Rat Tee
Shit Rat Tee
Shit Rat Tee
Shit Rat Tee
Shit Rat Tee

Shit Rat Tee

Regular price
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
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per 

The dichotomy of eating shit, in language, is varied. Every time we flush the toilet particles explode onto our face and most likely mouth, enabling us to eat shit and not die. I was told by my mother the phrase “eat shit and die” many times, not in reference to me, but others. I’m not sure what that dichotomy is, but if we’re eating shit every time we go to the toilet and we don’t die, we’re immortal. 

Anyway, this design is a shrew with a poppy in the style of Russian folklore. The shirt is very soft, you won’t be disappointed. If the apocalypse happened and you needed a bandage, I really think it would work great and soft and stretchy enough to use as a tourniquet. 


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30